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Green Acres
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He's not just for Fred and Doris Ziffel anymore! Now you can finally own your very own Arnold, the snoring pig!

This incredibly cool stuffed animal measures 15 inches from snout to tail.

Press his front paw and Arnold starts snoring! His mouth and ears move and his stomach expands and contracts.

Uses 3 "AA" batteries which are included.

Be the first in your Park Avenue penthouse to own your very own Arnold the pig!

Arnold is the best pet pig to have considering he makes no messes to clean. He's the only kind of pig fit for a penthouse that won't require a live-in commercial cleaning service.

$33.99 + $8.50 shipping.
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Now you can watch the shows you know and love 24 hours a day! Just pop in any of these DVD's and you can take a journey to Hooterville and spend some time with your favorite characters! Each DVD you purchase by clicking below helps to keep this site up and running!


Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
(Each card comes with a Green Acres' Envelope)

Card #1

That number was disconnected some time ago!

Happy Birthday

Price: $4.00 per card plus $1.00 postage/handling per order (Save on postage by ordering multiple cards at the same time)
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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #2

I'm dumbfounded!

Happy Birthday

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #3

You've always been an ornery old cuss! (It takes one to know one.)

Happy Birthday

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #4

It's a regular funny farm around here...What's new with you?

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #5

You're still just a spring chicken!

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #6

It's "Farewell Youth!" we gotta start worrying about!

Happy Birthday

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #7

Hello, Dahling!

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #8

Happy Anniversary to a cultivated couple!

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #9

Oh, Darling, your birthday suit IS my favorite outfit on you!

Happy Birthday

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #10

I missed your birthday. Hope it was happy

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #11

Hope your birthday's a real hoot!

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Individual Green Acres Greeting Cards
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Card #12

Heard ya sprung a few leaks...Hope you're feelin' better soon!

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Card #13

The good news is...you still have at least one good egg left!

Happy Birthday

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Card #14

But it sure looks like you beat me to it!

Happy Birthday

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Card #15

of down-home fun!

Happy Birthday

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Green Acres Script

Replica Green Acres Scripts

Copies of actual Green Acres scripts. Currently available:

A Prize in Each and Every Package
$19.99 + $3.00 postage/handling.

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How to Get From Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
$19.99 + $3.00 postage/handling.

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Petticoat Junction DVD

Unopened Petticoat Junction DVD. Contains four classic episodes: Please Buy Me Violets, Last Chance Farm, Kate's Recipe for Hot Rhubard, and Bobbie Jo and the Beatnik (Starring Dennis Hopper as the Beatnik).
$14.99 + $3.00 postage.
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Beverly Hillbillies Video

Unopened Beverly Hillbillies Video Tape. The Beverly Hillbillies Go Hollywood! Four episodes edited seamlessly together to play like a movie. (B/W 104 Minutes)
$9.99 + $3.00 postage.
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Beverly Hillbillies DVD

Unopened Beverly Hillbillies DVD. Contains eight hillarious episodes: Hillbillies of Beverly Hills (FIRST episode!), Getting Settled, The Girl from Home, The Servants, The Giant Jackrabbit, Jethro Goes to School, Elly Starts to School, and The Clampetts and the Dodgers.
$14.99 + $3.00 postage.
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Beverly Hillbillies DVD

Unopened Beverly Hillbillies DVD. Contains eight classic episodes: Jed's Dilemma, The Great Feud, Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage, The Clampetts Get Culture, The Clampetts are Overdrawn, The Garden Party, Jed Cuts the Family Tree, Jethro's First Love.
$14.99 + $3.00 postage.
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Beverly Hillbillies DVD

Unopened Beverly Hillbillies DVD. Contains four classic episodes: The Clampetts Strike Oil, The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale, The Race for Queen, and Granny's Spring Tonic.
$14.99 + $3.00 postage.
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Richard Bare Book

How much do YOU know about Green Acres?

Read the gripping memoir of director Richard Bare and get the inside scoop about the beloved tv show and much more!

$35.00 + $4.00 postage/handling.
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